| ...but...come on
 "I played golf....I did not get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy and that's way more satisfying. You're supposed to yell "FORE!", but I was too busy mumbling "There ain't no way that's gonna hit him."
-Mitch Hedberg "It's not that I'm lazy. It's just that I don't care."
-Office Space "Punctuality is a virtue of the bored."
-Evelyn Waugh "I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
-Groucho Marx "In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on."
-Robert Frost "Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light not our darkness that most frightens us."
-Deep Waters |
